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[15 Dec 2005|03:37pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I pulled over and changed ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) llaaaamas's flat tire (15 points). In April bob_ate_me and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Friday I helped bl00dobsessed across the street (6 points). In March I pulled kneedeepnstatic's hair (-5 points). In May on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-13 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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[17 Nov 2005|03:42pm] |
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"6. I've know you for about seven years, and most of them were great. We've been through sosososo much together, and most of it has changed my life. We've been to a lot of places together, and you've done a LOT of things without me, but that's okay. Some of them were bad, and I'm glad I wasn't there, haha. You know about all of my elementary school Alex crushes, and you were there when I was down. We've snuck out of my house in the middle of the night, and gone swimming countless times in my backyard. Usually, being around you makes me want to be you, because you're so amazing. I have to stop wanting to be you, because the closest I'll ever get is being your best friend. I get jealous of you a lot, of the confidence you have around guys, how much they like you, and how pretty and skinny you are, no matter what you eat. I need to get over that, but I doubt I will. Could you get fat, please? We stopped hanging out a while ago and broke apart, and I'm really glad we're becoming close again."
Emily, you have been my best friend for seven years, i can't lose you babe, and this mean talot to me!
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[03 Nov 2005|11:43pm] |
luposlipaphobic's Halloween party:
200milesaway dressed as the love child of Kofi Annan and Susan Lucci.
_kimisforlovers dressed as Michael Jackson.
all_bloody_hell dressed as Martha Stewart, though it looked more like a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Annoying Bastard.
at_the_jukebox dressed as a witch.
bananasonmyfeet dressed as Princess Leia.
bl00dobsessed dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Kathy.
black_dimondz dressed as a delayed ghost.
blueeyedd dressed as Daffy Duck, though it looked more like something tasty, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
bluesamurai dressed as the Governor of Texas.
bob_ate_me dressed as Phil Mickelson, and it suited them all too well.
crossified dressed as the Gold Power Ranger.
damselinchains dressed as a 1970's disco child.
ehsevenex dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Pesty Killer.
engelphat dressed as the Moist Power Ranger.
evilpiggies dressed as something wild, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
fatmananonomous dressed as your father.
feash_muffin dressed as a annoyed case.
ghostlyhacker dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
gur_rawr_yo didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
its_a_canon dressed as a Fetterlytech employee.
iwantapetpig dressed as Warren G. Harding.
jaded_3 dressed as a cell.
kneedeepnstatic dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Candle of Water.
line_sinker dressed as a new superhero: Gamma Scarab, though it looked more like a quarterback for the Jaguars.
llaaaamas dressed as a ground.
love_found_me13 dressed as Jack Welch riding a buffalo.
mi_revenge dressed as Chewbacca.
raul_is_sexy dressed as Scotty from "Star Trek".
sex0ryourmom dressed as a penguin.
sexsixfeetunder dressed as a bottle of Estrsoutnar.
shadowkoosh dressed as the President of Mayotte.
siberiankiss527 gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a linebacker for the Chargers.
summeromance dressed as the Earl of Swastibcit.
taken_heart_xo dressed as Conan O'Brien.
xaigard dressed as a junior bug terminator.
xoxlilbrixox dressed as Trent Reznor.
y0urm0md0tk0m dressed as a first baseman for the Reds, and it suited them all too well.
Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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[15 Oct 2005|11:40am] |
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LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:
-Rides a skateboard: on
-Dresses like a surfer: on
-Dresses in all black: on
-Plays a musical instrument: on
-Sings: on
-Is shorter than you: off
-Is taller than you: on
-Is thinner than you: off
-Isn't thinner than you: on
-Dresses prep: iffy about it
-Dresses ghetto: iffy about it
-Cares about what he looks like:on
-Wears braces: not on or off
-Has chapped lips: off
-Has green eyes: on
-Has blue eyes:on
-Has brown eyes: on
-Drinks alcohol: off
-Smokes pot:off
-Has long hair: depends on how long
-Has little or no hair: off
-Has brown hair: on
-Has black hair: on
-Has blonde hair: on
-Works out: on
-Smiles a lot: on
-Is funny: on
-Calls you just to say hi: on
-Is a deep thinker: on
-Lets you know he was thinking about you: on
-Compliments you: on
-Shaves his legs: off
-Has facial hair: depends on how much and what it looks like
-Wears eyeliner: on/off, depends on the guy
-European:haha, if his name is Leoind Vladimirovich Lemeshko, then on.
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[16 Jun 2005|02:15am] |
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It's fucking cold in my house...
I'm leaving for Georgia on Friday, my nipples are tickling with excitement.
It's gonna be a friggin ten hour drive!
I am gonna miss Dylan alot.
I love him too much to leave him...even though it's only for two weeks.
I'm gonna miss everyone.
I'm still grounded so I can't see anybody really.
God damn that Tequila incident...
Any ideas on how to entertain yourself on a ten hour drive?
If so please leave a comment on how to do so.
I'm still fucking cold...
I am also gonna be in Ocala for a week.
Good old hick ville.
I'm gonna die...
My boobs hurt.
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[02 Jun 2005|01:31am] |
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I just did the god damn impossible! I fucked up on making a grilled cheese, I have so failed at life...
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[30 May 2005|01:27am] |
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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Dylan, because he fell asleep on the phone, it was kinda cute though...
2. What is your weapon of choice? Hmm...my boobs.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes'm, and I have.
4. How about of the same sex? Sure, why not...
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I have no idea...
6. What is your pet peeve? People that spaz over nothing.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I never keep grudges because I always forget what the inital arguement was about.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? Worn my conacts.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Probably, like three the next morning.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Emily Engelhardt.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I forgot it at home, I'll bring it to you tomorrow."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes, because I am sad like that.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? On Thursday...after that my legs were a little too sore to do workouts...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? My alarm clock didn't go off, it's Sunday, Dylan woke me up.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Strawberry Freezer at Barnie's.
2. Meat eaters: Their okay, but I don't agree with eating meat which is why I'm a veggie.
3. Do you eat the skin of off chicken? I don't eat chicken...so I'd have to say no.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No...
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? No, it's just there.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Depends on what I am feeling like having.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought,lunch? Um...I can not say that I have but I must say that, that is slightly disturbing.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Um...completely naked? One.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? One, and it relates to the above question.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Haha, sadly yes.
4. Have you "done it"? Yes, last Thursday actually.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Pretty much everything from the waste up on a guy.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No I cannot say I have.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope, because I'm safe and clean like that.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Goodwill.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Make dreams come true for me, others and the less fortunate.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Depends on how boring the job is and how mega the bucks are. Be specific.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes I have.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Am I really suppose to know that? How is that greed...wtf?
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Umm...I found my current love of my life.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Um...that I haven't beena total fuck up.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Happiness of myself and others
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No, I just let things go how they may.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No, I'm not cocky like that.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes I have.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing, I woke up at 1 and sat aroudn watching television all day, I'm still in my pajamas.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Nothing, I'm happy.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Elise Capozziello, or Katie KAHN!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I don't wanna be anyone but me.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of...
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yeah, different color eyes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I have no fucking idea.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Not really.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust is the shizz-nit.
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[19 May 2005|05:24pm] |
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Classic Rock. | | 83% | Ska | | 83% | Punk and Pop Punk. | | 83% | Hardcore | | 83% | Indie Rock | | 67% | Indie | | 67% | Britpop | | 58% | Industrial | | 50% | Emo & More | | 17% | Hip Hop and Rap | | 17% | Mainstream | | 0% | Country | | 0% | </td>
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[27 Apr 2005|03:21pm] |
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Braces seriously suck satan's hairy balls. And trust me...those are some big balls.
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[25 Apr 2005|04:14pm] |
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[20 Apr 2005|04:54pm] |
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God damnit!!! Today started out so good NOW IT SUCKS SATAN'S HAIRY BALLS!! Day started out good Elise cam eover we "enjoyed" our morning. It was alot of fun, and than first hour was cool, third hour was fine, and i found out my mom was gonna pick me up even earlier from school.
Everything went to shit when I went to my orthodontist appointment.
Anatidaephobic [4:35 PM]: You I think that when I get my braces I will just live in a cave for the time I have them...Just like disconnect from everything, except my orthodontist who I will have to see every month.
pyro98chk [4:36 PM]: lmao
pyro98chk [4:36 PM]: please don't
My plan is still in affect for now...
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[19 Apr 2005|05:59pm] |
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I love it how my boyfriend and mine's two month and a half is on 4/20. This humors me so. (It's two and a half months because it's one and a half month of dating + a month of being with each other before he asked me out.)
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[18 Apr 2005|05:17pm] |
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This weekend was so uber boring. Friday i did the usual because I have no life and I follow the rest of societies youth to hell hole known as abacoa's town center. It all started out pretty cool, my mom picked up Dylan and we went and just pretty much chilled with everyone. And I gave him his note, (Dylan had this idea that we each write a note saying how we feel and stuff.) and I would write the whole note in here but it's kinda long/ personal. So anyways, Katie and Carl were ALL over each other of course, as usual, for only like the second time though. And Elise couldn't come and that was kinda sad, she just had to get herself grounded/sick. Gosh, she actually expected me to go a whole weekend without being graced with her presence. But anyways, no one was doing anything expect just chillen out and talking to people. Good old fun. Than around like 7:30ish maybe even earlier Dylan was gonna go off with two of his friends but I was cool, with that. He's usually gone for like half an hour than he comes back. And I figured I would just entertain myself in the mean time by hanging out with my other friends that were there. And it was really funny because they had like kids going on the stage and singing and shit and like this 10 year old was singing and she sounded like a effin' adult it was insane, and then this gay guy goes on and I didn't even realize the girl stopped singing because they sounded exactly the same, it was so weird. And when the guy didn't sing he only talked he sounded just like Michael Jackson and I found this immensly creepy.
So than I saw Matt O'Connel, and I talked to him for a little bit and we chilled and I ended up hanging out with Katie and Carl. Although they just had each others tongue jammmed down one anothers throat so they weren't all that entertaining. And it had been like an hour or so since Dylan had left so I got a little pissed off and ended up going for a walk with Katie and Carl. We met up with Caitlin and Irene and all got pizza. And not until 10:15 did Dylan call asking where I was and I told him getting food, and I didn't really wanna talk to him. So we finished our food. Katie had to leave and we all walk back to the town center. And I am chillen with Carl, and then We fine Dylan Carl tells him I'm pissed. Steph can tell I am pissed so she decides to have "therapy time" for me. Than I talk to Dylan shit gets worked out and we live happily every after. :)
Saturday I was sick all effin' day and it sucked major effin' ass.
Sunday I hung out with Dylan all day again at the hell hole. We were gonna see Amity Ville Horror, but that didn't work out so well, so we ended up going to McDonalds and walking everywhere else doing absolutely nothing but talking and stuff and I was still sicka nd felt like major poopy with a side of fondue. But he gave me his note to me and all I can say is "<3!"
Oh yeah my friend Kevin made a petition that I shouldn't wear a shirt and has had over 50 signature, isn't that great!?
And also like a long ass time ago in the "heel hole on the side walk you take to go to publix i wrote "Carl's Jizz" there with hip cream and i saw it on sunday!! it made me so happy.
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| So I had an interesting conversation with my friend... |
[12 Apr 2005|06:42pm] |
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Jeph, the conversation started out funny, than it just got really, really, really, creepy. I'm Anatidaephobic, and Jeph is MotleyRosesXXX...
Motley Roses XXX [6:15 PM]: Lookit....
Motley Roses XXX [6:15 PM]: ============D
Motley Roses XXX [6:15 PM]: It's a penis
Anatidaephobic [6:15 PM]: lovely
Anatidaephobic [6:15 PM]: <======8
Motley Roses XXX [6:16 PM]: What's saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Anatidaephobic [6:16 PM]: a penis and balls
Motley Roses XXX [6:16 PM]: That is disgusting....
Anatidaephobic [6:16 PM]: haha
Anatidaephobic [6:17 PM]: but you made a penis.
Motley Roses XXX [6:18 PM]: Jesus christ...
Motley Roses XXX [6:18 PM]: Ew,
Motley Roses XXX [6:18 PM]: D
Motley Roses XXX [6:18 PM]: My penis ^^
Anatidaephobic [6:18 PM]: i thought it was smaller...
Motley Roses XXX [6:18 PM]: Oh sorry, Here it is
Motley Roses XXX [6:18 PM]: .
Anatidaephobic [6:18 PM]: That's more accurate!
Motley Roses XXX [6:19 PM]: Lol
Anatidaephobic [6:19 PM]: i told you to stop lying about the size.
Motley Roses XXX [6:21 PM]: Sorry... I just wanted to impress you.. JESUS
Anatidaephobic [6:21 PM]: ` - actually it's more like thgat, you know how it curves to the rigth a little
Motley Roses XXX [6:22 PM]: I needa get that fixed
Anatidaephobic [6:22 PM]: yeah it might be good, maybe if you start masterbating with your left hand it will straighten out.
Motley Roses XXX [6:23 PM]: pshh.. HAND... I can't even use my finger tips :(
Anatidaephobic [6:23 PM]: what about those tweezers i gave you? just use your left hand with them
Motley Roses XXX [6:24 PM]: I can try... but I'm not promising any miricals...
Anatidaephobic [6:25 PM]: All you can do is try, but you need to try harder damnit, or find something else to use!
Motley Roses XXX [6:26 PM]: There is nothing for a boy like me
Anatidaephobic [6:26 PM]: I bet michael jackson could think of something!
Motley Roses XXX [6:27 PM]: Yea.. Me and him pretty much have the same problem
Anatidaephobic [6:27 PM]: You both enjoy sexually molesting seven year old boys?
(Started getting creppy about here)
Motley Roses XXX [6:28 PM]: 7? More like 5....
Motley Roses XXX [6:28 PM]: Anything under 90 lbs I'd fuck
Motley Roses XXX [6:28 PM]: Nothing over.
Anatidaephobic [6:28 PM]: Um...that would be one heavy five year old, I know 15 year olds that weigh 96 pounds.
Motley Roses XXX [6:29 PM]: 40 lbs*
Anatidaephobic [6:29 PM]: that's a little better, i didn't thinky ou went for the chunky ones.
Motley Roses XXX [6:30 PM]: Nope, I wanna suck a rock hard 5 year old dick rite now
Anatidaephobic [6:31 PM]: I bet, and think about it, they haven't gone through puberty yet so they don't need to shave.
Motley Roses XXX [6:31 PM]: Exactly
Motley Roses XXX [6:31 PM]: Their cum is sooo much sweeter
Motley Roses XXX [6:31 PM]: Like sugar water
Anatidaephobic [6:33 PM]: haha, i will take your word for it...
Motley Roses XXX [6:33 PM]: Try it...
Anatidaephobic [6:34 PM]: I'm sorry I prefer 18 year old dick to five year olf
Anatidaephobic [6:34 PM]: old8
Motley Roses XXX [6:34 PM]: You havn't lived
Anatidaephobic [6:35 PM]: i know, but what can i say I like my dick like my wine, nice and aged
Motley Roses XXX [6:37 PM]: Well.. I'm not saying I WONT suck an older dick... But the younger ones are much better.. See, cause they arnt very used to the feeling.. So it is alot more intense for them and they get sooo fuckin horny... and the way the squirm around when they are about to come.... oohhh godddd
Anatidaephobic [6:40 PM]: Wow, okay yeah this is going a little too far for my liking...
Motley Roses XXX [6:40 PM]: Yea me too... I kinda needa puke now.
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| So Caitlin was a little emo in first hour today... |
[12 Apr 2005|03:28pm] |
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so I think that I am becoming like OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) about him, or I am just starting to care more for him. Because I can't help it that he goes through my mind about 20 million times a day. Every little thing is starting to remind me of him. Even thinking about something completely irrelevant to him, by train of though will bring me back to him. It could be because what I was thinking abou reminded me of something he said, done, or somewhere we have been. Or maybe because it has been more than five minutes since the last time he has passed through my thoughts...He's the last thing I thinking about at night, he fills my dreams(when I remember them that is), and he's the first thing I think about when I wake up. I love being with him. It makes me feel great, and I always hate it when one of us have to leave. God I hope this doesn't sound like OCD...
(If you don't know who that's about than poopy on you)
Well after first hour Caitlin got happy again because she had art! And nothing that interesting happen int hat class, but I was freezing my balls off.
Lunch was entertaining as always, expect Tommy threw raisins down my shirt and that would of been bad if they smooshed...
than we had Science, I played with Luca's weinis...hehe. And he kept looking down my shirt than he admitted to it.
Than I had Geometry, I finally passed a test I got a 72! That's like 21 points higher than my last quiz, (for those of you who are slow that's a 51)
And after school I saw Erin...although she goes to Jupiter, I told Elise about it and she laughed and wanted to see her but she didn't get a chance too. And Jordan and I dropped off Elise and I am now home waiting for my food to be ready...:)
<3 Caitlin
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Lady on TV: "Put it in the little hole. Come on, bring it around and put it in the little hole."
Man on TV: "I am trying, but you know that I have gorilla sized hands."
I love just being on the computer and having the television on in the background. You hear things that make you go "huh?". And when I heard that I had to turn around and I realized that it was a man and woman trying to sell something on the home shopping network. (Don't ask me why the home shopping network was on.) But yeah I just wanted to inform you of the pun that I discovered.
Okay so elise and I were like pretty much conversating in comments and all of a sudden she IMs me and this conversation starts:
Elise: wow i love you too
Me: haha
Me: we would so be like lesbo soul mates
Elise: heck yes buddy
And than I read a comment she had made about me saying that the car john's family owns is a jizztastic mustang so I decided to send her a random IM.
Me: IT'S JIZZTASTIC!!!!!!!!1
Elise: hahaha
Me: AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!
Me: B.A! B.Y! M.A! M.A! THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MY BABIES MAMAS!!!
Elise: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B.A.N.A.N.A.S THIS SHIT IS BANANAS B.A.N.A.N.A.S
Me: LMBO!
Me: My balls have offically been laughed off.
Elise: lmao
Me: god that would suk such major ass
Elise:chyea
And those two song things are jokes that always seem to be said in the beginning of school, like every-friggin-day, so than they get stuck in your head!!!
And I've realized that Elise and I have quite interesting conversations like this one that we had a while back and it entertained her alot:
Me: I effin' hate computers!
Elise: i've noticed
Me: They hate me too, god damnit.
Elise: haha
Me: One of theses days all electronic devices will turn on us and attack!
Me: But it's gonna be a sad, sad day for who ever is using a vibrator than
Elise: lmao wow
Me: brb for a sex, GOD DAMN THESE ELECTRONIC CONTRAPTIONS!!!
(Oh bitch, Caitlin update dlike twice in one day)
Well that's all I got for now...
<3 caitlin
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| Funny things happen in drama... |
[11 Apr 2005|03:51pm] |
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What Mr. Wright said "How to eat like a child."
What Elise thought he said "How to eat a gay child."
"Don't let my nut huggers decieve you!"-Trevor
*I give Sam a high five* "My hands all sticky, I rubbed it on his head and it got sticky."-Sam, (I love sam, and the pun!)
Sam also made up a song today, "We clap our hands::stomp your feet::, we stomp our feet::clap your hands::. Us retards can't be beat::beat hand on chest::. We're number one::peace sign::, we're number one::peace sign::. Peace::one finger::. The earth is round::make a box::."
(It's funnier if you add the motions to it.)
Oh yeah, Trevor is now known as, "Turbo Negro." (Don't ask...)
Than we started doing skits in drama and the skit was that a girl got pregnant and she told her mom and her mom told her dad, but the guy playing the dad, Tim, thought that he was the babies daddy, so it stirred things up a bit.
"Your Pregnant?!? Oh my god what did I do to you?"-Tim (Hm...I wonder?)
"I'm horny, dawg!"-Tim(Eww, he said that to his daughter!!!
Than like me, Shea, Elise and Vladi were all discussing if black and white were colors or not.
"Well black and white are in a box of COLORED pencils." -Vladi
"The colored pencils were lying to you."-Me
"What is this world coming to when colored pencils are lying to you?!"-Elise
God I love drama!
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Shea's boyfriend Bob decided to star a war with me. First he ate like half of my pizza crust...that bastard. And than he takes Shea's pizza and eats it, than THROWS THE CRUST AT ME!! He hit me in the forehead. Than I picked up the crust and chucked it at him, and this went on for like ten minutes and we were like high jacking other peoples pizza crust and we were slowly losing all the pizza crust and had nothing to throw at each other. SO HE DECIDES TO THROW A EFFIN' NICKLE AT ME!! He threw it at very close range, he was like five feet away from me and he threw it at me face! WTF?!!? He hit me on the nose like two centimeters from my right eye, and he made me bleed!! And now I have a little gash on my nosey. Just imagine if it was a dime! Those things have ridges!! Than after school I did four community service hours at Lighthouse Elementry school doing face painting, it was alot of fun!! I effin' rock at the Batman symbol. Oh yeah...
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| JOKE TIME!! |
[07 Apr 2005|10:40pm] |
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My lovely friend Devin likes to tell us um...interesting jokes. Here are two of them!!
What did Billy the deaf, blind, homeless kid get for christmas?
CANCER!
Second joke: The once was a woman who had three daughters. The eldest daughter comes up to her and goes "Mom, why did you name me Lily?" Her mom replies "Well one day when I was pregnant with you I was swimming in a pond and a lily floated on to my stomach so I decided to name you Lily." Her daughter was like oh okay cool. Than her middle daughter comes up to her and asks the same question. "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" Her reply was, "Well one day when I was pregnant with you I was working in the garden and a rose petal fell on my stomach so I decided to name you Rose." Her daughter thought that was a cool reason. Than her youngest daughter comes up to her and goes, "SDGdflgjisdbngk" Her mom replies "Shut up, cinderblock!"
(My friend Evan's reaction to that joke: Evan: hahahha Evan: holy crap thats hillarious)
Haha! I am going to hell aren't I? But if you laughed at them than you are too!!!
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Well today as pretty straight I guess. Well actually it was good than it got kinda sucky than it got better about 20 minutes ago, because of something dylan said. <3! Well anyways today was a normal day or whatever I had spanish which is such a waste because everyone copies off me because I know all this shit. than I had English I honors. Ooohh, that's a fun class! We actually watched a video for like an hour which took up like all the time and all I did was write a note to Elise. She gets alot of notes from me, I wrote her one in spanish too. Than we had lunch nothing special there and my lunch was good up until when dylan called. Only because apparently Elise heard from like Mellissa that heard from Jackie who heard from Christian that dylan told that he was gonna break up with me for this chick who is his ex girlfriend Erin. well that just kinda pissed me off and Caitlin went into emo mode for the rest of the day. So next was Science I wrote yet another note to Elise and did some notes, that was a whole lotta fun. Than was drama, and we had shea pissed off about bob and I was still in full fledge emo mode. and Elise and I wrote a note back and forth to each other for a little while, and we had to take a stupid effin' test in drama, oh all the classes. and than we had to make up a skit and we just got a little peice of paper saying what it had to be about, and i ended up running out of the class room and i ran into a wall, and my knee tried to stop me instead of my hands. That didn't work as well as I hoped for. And than school was over we gave elise a ride home and dylan called her in the car and she said she would call him when she got home, and than he called me two seconds later with out knowing i was in the car with elise. and than elise talked to dylan and she told me how the whole thing wasn't true and that christian and his drug fried brained self just misinturpeted what dylan said. *happy moment*. so than me and dylan were planning on going to see a movie but that didn't work that well because we kinda didn't have a ride. and according to Elise dylan wanted to tell me something, but he wanted to tell me in person but since yeah that didn't happen he just told me over the phone. and what he told me is he had no intention of breakin up with me for erin or just breaking up with me any time soon. And that i was different from all his other girlfriend and he liked that and how he wouldn't chang one thing about me he loves everything....*awww moment* Well yeah there is an update a guess...I didn't do a quiz for once, go me! score!
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